THE DEFI DONKEY
A donkey.
Tokens inside.
Stocks over time.
1,000 Stonkies. Each one unlocks tokens.
Trading fees can fund stock allocations for its owner.
Proposed for Robinhood Chain.
A VERY SERIOUS DONKEY.
MEET YOUR STONKY
All in one place.
Buy tokens. Mint a donkey. Activate it.
You can try every step here.
- 1
Buy $STONKEY
You need 200 tokens to activate a donkey.
- 2
Mint a Stonky
Pay ETH. Your donkey comes with 350, 500 or 650 tokens to unlock.
- 3
Activate and claim
Burn 200 tokens once. Claim after a 7-day wait, gradually over 180 days.
After all tokens unlock, your Stonky keeps its right to future funded stock allocations. Those depend on real trading fees.
Starts with 1 test ETH. No wallet connection.
Buy $STONKEY
Sell $STONKEY
Mint your Stonky
Choose a stage to preview its price.
- Tokens inside
- 350 $STONKEY
- Activation costs extra
- 200 tokens burned
- Unlock schedule
- 7-day wait + 180 days
Your demo Stonky
Stage 1- Tokens inside
- 350 $STONKEY
- Stock allocation
- 0 COIN
No stocks have been purchased in this demo.
Burn 200 $STONKEY to start the token unlocks.
Tokens start unlocking after day 7.
This demo uses test balances only.
A SIMPLE PROPOSAL
Tokens first.
Stocks over time.
Each Stonky has a fixed number of tokens inside. You pay 200 $STONKEY once to activate it. Those 200 tokens are permanently removed.
Part of each mint funds purchases of tokenized COIN stock. Later, a share of collected trading fees can fund more stock allocations. Your Stonky keeps that right after its tokens finish unlocking.
Stock allocations depend on money collected and stocks actually purchased. Returns are not guaranteed. COIN is a candidate; access and trading still need verification.
Mint prices and token amounts
| Stonkies | Mint | Tokens inside |
|---|
Every stage burns 200 tokens to activate. Earlier buyers pay less for the same ongoing stock-allocation rights.
Where the money goes
Creator
Future liquidity
COIN purchases
Mint ETH for future DEX liquidity stays held until a migration plan is defined. There is no separate stash of tokens for it.
Proposed use of collected trading fees: 20% creator, 60% COIN purchases, 20% $STONKEY purchases and burns. Claims have no protocol charge; network gas applies.
No mint ETH collected in this demo.
Token supply and buying curve
1,000,000 tokens total: 500,000 for the buying curve and 500,000 inside Stonkies. No extra tokens are held aside.
The curve opens with zero real ETH. Buyers add ETH; sellers can receive only ETH that is actually there. More net buying raises the price. Selling lowers it.
| Net tokens bought | Price / opening |
|---|
The price starts at 0.00002 ETH. Pricing uses 1,000,000 virtual tokens and 20 virtual ETH; these are math inputs, not funds. A 1% trade fee is assumed. Buying pauses when token inventory runs out. DEX migration is not modeled.